Published inBe YourselfDear Kids: Before I Vote for Kamala, I Need You to Know Why.Dear Kids,Nov 4Nov 4
It’s not our job to do it all. So why does the Internet keep telling women it’s ideal to try?In July of 2012 in this publication, Anne Marie Slaughter wrote a piece that at the time, I suppose seemed somewhat controversial, but…Oct 16, 2021Oct 16, 2021
Published inBe YourselfIt’s Not a Pandemic Wall.I’ve been inching closer to the anniversary of the date when I knew it was all changing with an increasing sense of dread. That day, in my…Mar 4, 2021Mar 4, 2021
Parents of 2020: Take a Bow.I wanted to write a special note to the parents out there and just let you know that you did such an awesome job this year. This was the…Jan 4, 2021Jan 4, 2021
Dear DoorDash DoppelgängerIn mid March, during my earliest memories of COVID beginning to upend my life, you placed your first DoorDash order. Roughly 2,987 miles…Dec 30, 20201Dec 30, 20201
Never Underestimate the MothersI remember the very first moment I knew I was pregnant. I hadn’t taken a single test yet undeniably, this was a thing that I knew. I felt…Nov 2, 2020Nov 2, 2020
Parenting in a pandemic has taught me this: the grown ups aren’t coming and the point of…It is summer. The woman, mid-life, bathing suit at mid-calf, emotionally deadened enough to her bizarre current state of reality where she…Jul 31, 2020Jul 31, 2020
The Toxicity of the Quarantine Snake Oil SalesmanCould we have a brief chat about something I’ve been seeing pop up all over my FB and Instagram feed?Apr 18, 2020Apr 18, 2020
It’s hard to be a parent in 2020 because everyone is such a dick.I sent a text message to my best friend this morning that said this:Jan 31, 2020Jan 31, 2020